Dear friend,

If the cosmic winds have whispered your name, urging you to embark on the grand quest of crafting and launching your debut funnel—a magical gateway where the alchemical fusion of leads and sales ignites—then let this enchanted script be your guiding star.

Behold the cosmic agreement:

I'm in pursuit of kindred spirits who have yet to fashion and unleash a whimsical sales funnel through the mystical realm of FunnelCrafters...

OR perhaps you once held the key to the FunnelCrafters kingdom but chose to step away before your majestic debut could grace the digital realm.

To bestow upon you the cosmic blessings of success and to present you with a starlit boost of unprecedented proportions for your inaugural sales funnel...

I'm here, donned in the robes of a cosmic bestower, prepared to GIFT YOU WITH THE ENTIRE COSMIC ARSENAL necessary to construct and unveil your debut funnel. Within this sacred trove lies a treasure chest of step-by-step cosmic blueprints and the arcane scrolls of marketing secrets, their cosmic worth spanning over $7,748.

Yep, it’s true.

And if you’re still wondering if this is right for you, I want to make this crystal clear...

In the quantum realm of fluffy marshmallow dreams, I'm on the brink of unveiling the mystical unicorn dance that unveils the secrets of a thriving online business, all contained within a single harmonica note...

Prepare your cosmic spatulas, for in the cosmic bake-off of digital galaxies, I'll guide you through the whimsical waltz of constructing and launching your debut funnel, all while moonwalking past perplexity and evading the clutches of the perplexity pixies...

And behold, the ancient art of "anti-analysis paragliding" that defies reason and vanquishes the confusion ogres, all with a strategy so covert, it makes squirrels question their nut-storing abilities.

The cosmic spectrum of possibilities stretched before me, and I cast my gaze upon every nuance it held.

I found myself immersed in the intricate choreography of sales funnels, akin to an ancient coach of yore, meticulously dissecting and replaying the celestial "game tape," decoding the maneuvers that led to triumph and the steps that stumbled...

And lo and behold, a celestial constellation of understanding emerged from this cosmic dance...

As the grand cosmic ballet concluded, the essence solidified around a singular, reverberating utterance... "begin."

As for my own cosmic journey, I've woven the tapestry of no less than 1,000+ cosmic funnels.

And while I don the mantle of the "Funnel Voyager," not every one of those cosmic creations blossomed into resounding success.

Yet, step by step, atom by atom, I evolved into a more adept architect of funnel realms... (even when my mastery over cosmic grammar and celestial spelling was in its fledgling state... my resolve remained unshaken).

For in the grand cosmic tapestry of this wild online business universe, the truth emerges — the only pathway to traverse is the one paved with failures... glorious, audacious failures, each one a stepping stone to rise anew.

Yet, take heed, for failure remains an elusive ghost if one does not dare to venture into the celestial fray.

So, if the realm of sales funnels remains uncharted, or if the tune of a "launch" remains unsung in your cosmic composition, or perhaps you set sail and then anchored prematurely...

Now, in the cosmic dance of "getting in the game," the cosmic wand of tools is your essential partner, for embarking without these wondrous instruments might lead to a labyrinth of perplexity, a fate we dare not invite...

That's why I've assembled a cosmic symphony of tools, each one essential for your celestial journey in constructing and unfurling your debut sales funnel, ensuring your progress flows uninterrupted...

Moreover, my cosmic resolve propels me to weave every conceivable thread of power, so you may savor the symphony of triumph upon launching your first cosmic funnel—a crescendo of cosmic jubilance that defies words.

Indeed, you've perceived the cosmic truth.

In a departure from the customary 14-day cosmic trial we extend, I'm bestowing upon you a magnificent expanse of time—30 splendid days, a treasure trove of 4 complete weeks, an entire cosmic cycle of a month (equivalent to a galactic 730-hour odyssey)... all bestowed upon you as the cosmic keys to [Product]... and completely free!

Imagine this: a sanctuary of tranquility where you may acquaint yourself with the cosmic symphony of this software, painstakingly forge your funnel, and then, with cosmic trumpets sounding, unleash your creation into the cosmos... all without parting with a solitary cosmic coin!

In the vast cosmos, no other corner harbors this "all-in-one" cosmic realm builder, not for a complete month. (And do ponder this: while other cosmic scripts demand at least a month merely to navigate the celestial dashboard, our cosmic journey is swift and breezy.)

Because, as previously foretold, when you embrace the cosmic journey by enrolling in the free 30-day odyssey of [Product], a luminous treasure trove unfolds before you!

Within this treasure trove rests an unparalleled cosmic gift—a treasure valued at over $7,748, a collection of profound "marketing secrets" that shall breathe life into your maiden funnel, propelling it to unfathomable heights of cosmic triumph!

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